sadderall:

do you think quesadillas were popular in the 70’s?

trapghoul:

pussy 101

• it cleans itself
• it has a smell (get over that, boo boo)
• it makes the rules

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

askboxmemes:

In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.

ok you know what is really bad ass, the VAGINA. not only is that sweet muscle cave acidic but it is SO acidic that men need an entire GLAND to just COPE with the acidic fury of the mighty vag

trapghoul:

ps the vulva is self cleaning and i know half of you dudes are not washing your dirty ass dicks deuces

enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm