spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

• chicken tender
• the billionth number of pi is 9
• it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
• sponges feel cool
• highdeas.com
• joe biden
• the letter Q
• dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

infinitetransit:

isn’t it funny that lesbians are presumed to hate men, have turned away from men, or never experienced the ~prowess~ of a man

we’re talking about a preference that actively centers around women and they still try to make it fundamentally about men

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

lordoftheinternet:

well life’s kinda shitty but at least i can lose a lot of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET

cyberbullys:

I’m with my therapist and I seriously can’t stop laughing because of not safe for waluigi and she just told me to tell the person whos making me smile keep making me smile and laugh now I’m laughing more theres tears in my eyes